May 2009
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4/17/2009A Dozen Random Thoughts Upon Reading the Released Torture Memos:
The Rude Pundit scribbled these while reading all four of the newly declassified torture technique memos:
1. This is all such cuntish ass covering. Almost comically legalistic, they repeat the phrase “you have informed us,” so that there’s a circle jerk of putting the blame elsewhere. Yes, the Justice Department approved shit, but it was based on what they were told, which, from the CIA’s perspective, was that everything was hunky-fuckin’-dory and it all worked without harming anyone.
2. Bush’s Office of Legal Counsel approved techniques only in strangely specific detail, like face slapping with a certain placement of fingers. Did anyone ever turn someone in for slapping a detainee in the wrong way? It’s all useless and barbaric.
3. Just because you change the definition for yourself, it doesn’t meant the definition’s been changed….